JD reviews FIVE DAYS TO DIE #1

Writer: Andy Schmidt
Artist: Chee
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Review originally published at Ain’t It Cool News
Some of my fave movies to enjoy lately are “Kill Bill”, “The Last House on the Left” and “Death Sentence”. There’s just something about revenge. Whether it’s served cold or grilled with some garlic veggies, that shit is delish. We all imagine to what moral depths …


MASTER FILMMAKER MARK MACKNER reviews INCEST DEATH SQUAD 2!!!!

  • September 7th, 2010
  • Posted by MasterFilmmaker MarkMackner
  • DVDs, Misc, Movies

FILM REVIEW
INCEST DEATH SQUAD 2
Written & Directed by: Cory J. Udler
Review by: Master Filmmaker Mark Mackner
INCEST DEATH SQUAD 2. Great title! EPIC title, really. Even if you never saw the first film, you’re compelled to watch IDS2, because again. That title! Are you gonna be lost if you never saw IDS 1? Not entirely. It helps to have seen it, …


MASTER FILMMAKER MARK MACKNER reviews STAR WARS: BLOOD TIES #1!!!!

COMIC REVIEW
STAR WARS, BLOOD TIES: JANGO AND BOBA FETT #1
STORY: Tom Taylor
ART: Chris Scalf
PUBLISHER: Dark Horse
REVIEW: Master Filmmaker Mark Mackner
Salutations, my fellow Star Wars geeks! Tis I, local indie horror icon and rabid Star Wars enthusiast Master Filmmaker Mark Mackner, with a review of the latest SW mini, BLOOD TIES. Star Wars itself gets me excited enough, but a new …


Episode 35 up! OVER THE TOP, PIRANHA 3D and THE EXPENDABLES!

Hey guys!! JD, Slai and Uncle Dunklenutz flip their trucker caps backward and do a DoubleTake on 80s classic OVER THE TOP! Does it hold up? Does it suck?
We also review new films THE EXPENDABLES and PIRANHA 3D!
Give it a listen and comment below!


The One that Started it All! But it took a while.

  • August 31st, 2010
  • Posted by uncle dunklenutz
  • Comics

So I was hunting around for something to read and a man came riding on a mighty steed. When he got closer I realized this mysterious heroin was riding something that resembled a mixture of a unicorn, Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” and a panther. He raised his head and revealed himself as Optimous Douche of Ain’t It Cool News.
My eyes …


Comics – Ultimate Mystery #2

OK. So, I’m kind of lost on the point of the format for this/these series(es?) Decompressed storytelling was pretty big for awhile there, and it seems to have gotten better over the past year or so, with shorter stories taking place (Siege was amazing and nice and quick!). So what’s the deal with this? Ultimate Enemy was 3 issues, which …


New Episode #34 up now!

Hey there sassafrassians! JD and Optimous Douche from Aintitcoolnews.com talk about this week’s books and digress into lots of amazing comic-related goodness!
This week’s books:
New Avengers #3
Highland Laddie #1
Amazing Spider-Man #640
Brightest Day #8
Green Lantern Corps #51
Uncanny X-Men #527
As well as Whilce Portacio, Namor’s fish-sex, Wolverine’s amazing ability to be on 100 teams at once, Weed, Waiting for the trade, the future …