BEFORE WATCHMEN COMEDIAN 2 REVIEW
A “Comic”ly Fun Time in Nam

  • July 20th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

 
BEFORE WATCHMEN: COMEDIAN 2
Writer: Brian Azzarello
Artist: JG Jones
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche (email me by clicking my name -me am lonely)
For the purists who got @$$ed up about the liberal changing of history and comic/movie canon in COMEDIAN 1 (especially the Jackie and Marilyn scenes) it is now time to rejoice. COMEDIAN 2 not only adheres to historical accuracy it blends it …


DC Needs to Fix Superman for New 52 to Remain Strong

  • July 19th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

If DC wants to truly keep the momentum from the New 52 going strong, they MUST fix Superman now, he is the fulcrum.
Step 1. Get ACTION in sync with SUPERMAN. Right now, it feels like two Clark Kents and I have no idea what time I’m in. I think we’re five years later in both, but not really sure.
Step 2. …


Ep 117: Spoiler Alert with AICN: Night Force 5,
Punk Rock Jesus 1, The Crow 1, Walking Dead 100,
Space Punisher, Takio 2, Bloodshot and Revival!

Johnny Destructo, Pink Apocalypse, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Night Force 5, Punk Rock Jesus 1, The Crow 1, Walking Dead 100, Space Punisher 1, Takio 2, Bloodshot 1 and Revival 1!
Also, listener email and @$$sterpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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Awesome fan film starring Thomas Jane
and Ron Pearlman! Watch now!

Ok, this is awesome and now I want a new Thomas Jane Punisher movie, wherein Thomas Jane actually plays THE PUNISHER and not some prank playing fella. Jane’s Punisher movie was fine when he was being awesome, but really…lugging around fire hydrants to give people parking tickets to make Travolta think his wife was having an affair? Just shoot them …


Optimous Douche Has a “24 Karat Gas Baby”
with BEFORE WATCHMEN SILK SPECTRE 2

  • July 16th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

BEFORE WATCHMEN: SILK SPECTRE 2
Writers: Amanda Conner & Darwyn Cooke
Artist: Amanda Conner
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche
Welcome the #2’s. I want reviews moving forward to end the perpetual bitch-storm of whether BEFORE WATCHMEN is a worthwhile project or not and start focusing on the merits of the books themselves. Impassioned pleas will not make converts of the haters (even when those pleas …


Grim_Noir Is Guardedly Optimistic About The
New Buffy The Vampire Slayer Comics Story Arc

Title: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Guarded – Part I
Writer: Andrew Chambliss
Covers: Phil Noto (or) Georges Jeanty
Penciller: Georges Jeanty
Inker: Nathan Massengill
Colorist: Michelle Madsen
Letterers: Richard Starkings & Jimmy Betancourt (Comicraft)
Executive Producer: Joss Whedon
Published by Dark Horse Comics
Reviewed by Grim_Noir
Hi, my name is Grim_Noir…
— “Hi, Grim!”
…and, I’m a…a…
— “Go ahead, Grim, you’re in a safe place, here at Whedon Anon.”
My name is Grim_Noir …


Ep 116: Batman Earth One, Before Watchmen
Ozymandias, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Earth Two 3, Infernal Man-Thing, Wolverine 310

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Batman Earth 1, Before Watchmen Ozymandias 1, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 1, Earth Two 3, Infernal Man-Thing 1,  Wolverine 310!
Also, listener email and @$$sterpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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