Optimous Douche Reviews Redemption
in JUSTICE LEAGUE 12

  • August 28th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

JUSTICE LEAGUE 12
Writer: Geoff Johns
Artist: Jim Lee
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche (email me I’m lonely)
For the past eleven months I truly thought I had lost my mind as I have been less than thrilled with the best damn selling book all year. Everyone loves this thing and I’ve felt like a salty old bastard for not feeling the same. It’s not …


Ep 125: Before Watchmen: Dr Manhattan 1, Wolverine Annual 1, Scalped 60, Spike 1, Supercrooks 4, Rocketeer 1, Cavewoman: Gangster 1, Dragon Age Those Who Speak 1. Also: Listener emails, @$$terpiece theatre and a word about Rob Liefeld’s Twitter behavior!

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Before Watchmen: Dr Manhattan 1, Wolverine Annual 1, Scalped 60, Spike 1, Supercrooks 4, Rocketeer 1, Cavewoman: Gangster 1, Dragon Age Those Who Speak 1.
Also: Listener emails, @$$terpiece theatre and a word about Rob Liefeld’s Twitter behavior!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if …


Robert Liefeld the High Road NOT Taken

  • August 27th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

 
@robertliefeld
Writer: Rob Liefeld
Artist: .jpgs & .gifs
Publisher: Twitter
Reviewer: Optimous Douche
 
A train wreck occurring at ground zero of Hiroshima is the only way I can describe the cataclysm that was Rob Liefeld’s departure from DC last week. I don’t know whether it says more about the state of comics or my propensity for Schadenfreude when the most engaging material last week was …


Attention Trade-Waiters! Brad Barnes reviews BATMAN, INCORPORATED VOL 1!!

  • August 24th, 2012
  • Posted by JD (Host)
  • Comics

BATMAN INCORPORATED, VOLUME 1. 264 pages
Reviewed by Brad Barnes (bradsbarnes@msn.com)
Writer: Grant Morrison
Artists: Yanick Paquette & Michael Lacombe & Pere Perez & Chris Burnham
Scott Clark with Dave Beaty
Cameron Stewart
Reprints BATMAN INCORPORATED issues 1-8 and the LEVIATHAN STRIKES! One-shot.
BATMAN INCORPORATED is the wildest BATMAN title of the last 40 years.  It is also the best!
This book is the first half of the …


Think TXTNG while driving is bad? Aka: This explains a LOT.

  • August 23rd, 2012
  • Posted by JD (Host)
  • Comics

Not sure if you’ve seen this yet, but I just had to share.
 


Ep 124: Before Watchmen Rorschach 1, The Victories 1, Elephantmen 42, Pathfinder 1, Grimm Fairy Tales 76, Uncanny X-Force 29, Saga 6, Walking Dead 101, and Adventures of a Comic Con Girl

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books:  Before Watchmen Rorschach 1, The Victories 1, Elephantmen 42, Pathfinder 1,  Grimm Fairy Tales 76, Uncanny X-Force 29, Saga 6, Walking Dead 101, and Adventures of a Comic Con Girl 1.
Also: @$$terpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, …


Optimous Douche Reviews the Endless Possibilities of BEFORE WATCHMEN DR. MANHATTAN 1

  • August 20th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

BEFORE WATCHMEN: DR. MANHATTAN 1
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Artist: Adam Hughes
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche (Email me, I’m lonely)
 
Big, blue, cock from start to finish. DR. MANHATTAN is just panel upon panel of iridescent Smurf lighthouse that climaxes with a Hiroshima level money shot that leaves the Crimson Corsair impregnated and Silk Spectre miffed.
That’s how the F-BEFORE WATCHMEN contingent would like this review …