Think TXTNG while driving is bad? Aka: This explains a LOT.

  • August 23rd, 2012
  • Posted by JD (Host)
  • Comics

Not sure if you’ve seen this yet, but I just had to share.
 


Ep 124: Before Watchmen Rorschach 1, The Victories 1, Elephantmen 42, Pathfinder 1, Grimm Fairy Tales 76, Uncanny X-Force 29, Saga 6, Walking Dead 101, and Adventures of a Comic Con Girl

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books:  Before Watchmen Rorschach 1, The Victories 1, Elephantmen 42, Pathfinder 1,  Grimm Fairy Tales 76, Uncanny X-Force 29, Saga 6, Walking Dead 101, and Adventures of a Comic Con Girl 1.
Also: @$$terpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, …


Optimous Douche Reviews the Endless Possibilities of BEFORE WATCHMEN DR. MANHATTAN 1

  • August 20th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

BEFORE WATCHMEN: DR. MANHATTAN 1
Writer: J. Michael Straczynski
Artist: Adam Hughes
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche (Email me, I’m lonely)
 
Big, blue, cock from start to finish. DR. MANHATTAN is just panel upon panel of iridescent Smurf lighthouse that climaxes with a Hiroshima level money shot that leaves the Crimson Corsair impregnated and Silk Spectre miffed.
That’s how the F-BEFORE WATCHMEN contingent would like this review …


BEFORE WATCHMEN RORSCHACH 1 REVIEW – I’m Scared!!!!

  • August 13th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

BEFORE WATCHMEN: RORSCHACH 1
Writer: Brian Azzarello
Artist: Lee Bermejo
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche (email me, I’m lonely)
I was very worried about the BEFORE WATCHMEN treatment of RORSCHACH. If we take the past lessons of this series to heart, people become CRIMEBUSTERS primarily because of Mommy and Daddy issues. Outside of COMEDIAN, there actually hasn’t been one member of the Silver Age CRIMEBUSTERS …


Ep 123: Batman 12, Before Watchmen Ozymandias 2,
The Creep, Gambit, X-Factor 241, Idolized, Thun’da, Godzilla Half Century War, Archer and Armstrong!

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Batman 12, Before Watchmen Ozymandias 2,  The Creep 0, Gambit 1, X-Factor 241, Idolized 1, Thun’da 1, Godzilla Half Century War 1, Archer and Armstrong 1!
Also: @$$terpiece theatre and we pay brief respects to the recently passed comics legend and all around good guy JOE KUBERT!
Take a …


Grim_Noir Takes Aim At The New VALIANT’s Archer & Armstrong #1

Title: Archer & Armstrong #1
Writer: Fred Van Lente
Covers: Mico Suayan (or) Clayton Henry
Variant Covers by David Aja (or) Neal Adams
Art: Clayton Henry
Colorist: Matt Milla
Letterers: Dave Lanphear
Published by Valiant Entertainment
Reviewed by Grim_Noir
Does anyone know if Fred Van Lente suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder? Because it certainly feels like two distinctly different people wrote the beginning and end of the first issue …


Episode 122 up now! Batman Knightfall Vol 1
retrospective and Dark Knight Rises discussion!

Every month, Johnny Destructo and Dr Hal Halbert lead a roundtable discussion retrospective on older storylines. This month’s is about Batman Knightfall Pt 1, as well as a conversation about The Dark Knight Rises!
Sorry about the audio, but dang it if it isn’t difficult to mic a huge table full of people!