Optimous Douche Gets Brainy in Review of BEFORE WATCHMEN: OZYMANDIAS

  • July 2nd, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

 
BEFORE WATCHMEN: OZYMANDIAS 1
Writer: Len Wein
Artist: Jae Lee
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche
So here we are, halfway through the event that threatened to tear comicdom asunder and give Alan Moore’s beard a hate fueled sentience that would bring the Mayan’s predictions for this year to fruition.
To date, there have been no apocalyptic beard attacks. As for comicdom, BEFORE WATCHMEN seems to have …


Ep 113: Scalped 59, Hypernaturals 1, Hit Girl 1, Batman Incorporated 2, Justice League 10, Night of 1000 Wolves 1 and 2, Amazing Spider-Man 688, and Before Watchmen Nite Owl!

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Scalped 59,  Hypernaturals 1, Hit Girl 1, Batman Incorporated 2, Justice League 10,  Night of 1000 Wolves 1 and 2,  Amazing Spider-Man 688, and Before Watchmen Nite Owl!
Also, listener email and @$$sterpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, …


Matt Adler has seen AMAZING SPIDER-MAN and has a spoiler filled review to prove it!!

SPOILER ALERT !!
Hey folks, Matt Adler here. I had the opportunity to catch an advance screening of The Amazing Spider-Man on Thursday, and let me tell you… the trailers do not give you the full scope of this movie. It’s a VERY different film than the Tobey Maguire series, both for the changes it makes to the Spider-Man mythos, and …


Ep 112: Before Watchmen Comedian, Mars Attacks, Astonishing X-Men 51, AvX 6, Critter, Grim Leaper 2 and Baltimore Dr Leskovar’s Remedy 1!

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Before Watchmen Comedian,  Mars Attacks, Astonishing X-Men 51, AvX 6, Critter 1, Grim Leaper 2 and Baltimore Dr Leskovar’s Remedy 1!
Also, listener email and @$$sterpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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FOX may have been trying to save us all after all….

  • June 22nd, 2012
  • Posted by Y
  • TV

The system goes online March 28th, 1999. Nielsen Families are removed from strategic ad placement. Futurama begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 10:00pm Eastern time, June 20, 2012:

 
Really enjoyed the season opener!
 

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Optimous Douche Truly Gets Anthony Bourdain’s Comic GET JIRO

  • June 22nd, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

 
GET JIRO
Writers: Anthony Bourdain & Joel Rose
Artists: Langdon Foss & Jose Villarrubia
Publisher: Vertigo
Reviewer: Optimous Douche
On Sale June 27
 
Let me be emphatically clear here, you must be a pure foodie to “truly” get GET JIRO. When I say foodie, I’m not referring to the unwashed masses who love to stuff their pie holes with chicken wings and Big Macs. You people …


JD sounds the alarm:
AvX Round 6 is filled with awesom-o-tron!

  • June 20th, 2012
  • Posted by JD (Host)
  • Comics

 TITLE: AVENGERS VS X-MEN 6
PENCILS: OLIVIER COIPEL
INKS: MARK MORALES
COLORS: LAURA MARTIN
LETTERS: CHRIS ELIOPOULOS
PUBLISHED BY MARVEL COMICS
REVIEWED, pompously, BY JOHNNY DESTRUCTO
During the latest Poptards Podcast (Episode 111) , a chorus rang out to the heavens. A fanboy cacophony of disappointment unleashed as we announced, with no uncertainty: Failure. I, being the ever-so-sensitive and shy one, said “well, it’s just not been …