Awesome fan film starring Thomas Jane
and Ron Pearlman! Watch now!

Ok, this is awesome and now I want a new Thomas Jane Punisher movie, wherein Thomas Jane actually plays THE PUNISHER and not some prank playing fella. Jane’s Punisher movie was fine when he was being awesome, but really…lugging around fire hydrants to give people parking tickets to make Travolta think his wife was having an affair? Just shoot them …


Optimous Douche Has a “24 Karat Gas Baby”
with BEFORE WATCHMEN SILK SPECTRE 2

  • July 16th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Comics

BEFORE WATCHMEN: SILK SPECTRE 2
Writers: Amanda Conner & Darwyn Cooke
Artist: Amanda Conner
Publisher: DC
Reviewer: Optimous Douche
Welcome the #2’s. I want reviews moving forward to end the perpetual bitch-storm of whether BEFORE WATCHMEN is a worthwhile project or not and start focusing on the merits of the books themselves. Impassioned pleas will not make converts of the haters (even when those pleas …


Grim_Noir Is Guardedly Optimistic About The
New Buffy The Vampire Slayer Comics Story Arc

Title: Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Guarded – Part I
Writer: Andrew Chambliss
Covers: Phil Noto (or) Georges Jeanty
Penciller: Georges Jeanty
Inker: Nathan Massengill
Colorist: Michelle Madsen
Letterers: Richard Starkings & Jimmy Betancourt (Comicraft)
Executive Producer: Joss Whedon
Published by Dark Horse Comics
Reviewed by Grim_Noir
Hi, my name is Grim_Noir…
– “Hi, Grim!”
…and, I’m a…a…
– “Go ahead, Grim, you’re in a safe place, here at Whedon Anon.”
My name is Grim_Noir …


Ep 116: Batman Earth One, Before Watchmen
Ozymandias, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Earth Two 3, Infernal Man-Thing, Wolverine 310

Johnny Destructo, Ambush Bug, Matt Adler and Optimous Douche review this week’s books: Batman Earth 1, Before Watchmen Ozymandias 1, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 1, Earth Two 3, Infernal Man-Thing 1,  Wolverine 310!
Also, listener email and @$$sterpiece theatre!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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Ep 115: AMAZING SPIDER-MAN MOVIE REVIEW PODCAST!!

Johnny Destructo, Matt Adler,  Snooty P and Ambush Bug review THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN film!
Also: Listener Email!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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70′s & 80′s TV Rap – Optimous Douche Gets Randy with 4th Boredom

  • July 6th, 2012
  • Posted by Optimous Douche
  • Misc

LITTLE HOUS ON THE PRARIE RAP – ANGRY NELLIE
Running the general store
Little half-pints a whore
Always putting candy on credit
Hey bitch here’s yo debit
My brother’s a tool
Bugging people at school
Little willie’s mommy’s fave
Taste a lil of my switch blade
Yeah we’re hanging in walnut grove
I’m the girl with the prettiest clothes
Cut me once I cut you back
Laura Ingalls can lick my sack
I …


New Show up! PhonoGraphics ALL SPIDEY SHOW!

Johnny Destructo, Bodhi Zen and our side-kick Snooty P discuss nothing but your Friendly Neighborhood Spidey! We review THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN film and run down our favorite Spidey comics of all time!!
Take a listen and then feel free to comment below if you agree or disagree, or email us at info@poptardsgo.com!
 
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