A Random Question Session with Uncle Dunk

So I am laying down in bed and I start thinking.  This is bad because I don’t ever know where I end up.  Here are some questions for you to interpret or answer yourself.

1. Kodiak, Grizzly, Panda; Which one goes to Bingo on Sunday?

2. If bees stopped making honey, what do they make then?

3. Vulture, Buzzard, Cannary. Murder, Marry, F*ck?

4. Forty-seven plus marshmallow equals?

5. High fives for paraplegics are called?

6. Who would win in a fight, Buzz Lightyear or Penny Proud?

7. You are sprinting naked in the woods. Do you stop to pee?

8. If a snail had sex with a slug, does the mustard taste better?

9. The cool kids are just half of the fat kids.

10. Mind powers are cool, but ______ .

I’m really sorry, but if I didn’t release the pressure you all would be in danger.  Have a nice day!

*UPDATE* (30 minutes later)

What is funnier: A T-Rex trying to drink his coffee or………..you imitating a T-Rex trying to drink his coffee?

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3 Comments to “A Random Question Session with Uncle Dunk”

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  1. JD (Host) says:

    note to self: revoke Uncle Dunklenutz unlimited posting access to this site!
    😉

    1. whichever is oldest and loneliest.
    2. the sex
    3. do all three TO all three
    4. delicious
    5. wishes
    6. who the fuck is Penny Proud?
    7. not if i’m sprinting from a bear made entirely of sharks.
    8. well now that just doesn’t make any sense! as opposed to the rest of the questions..
    9. that’s not a question. and neither is your face.
    10. but NOTHIN’! mind powers are the coolest!
    Bonus: Silly boy, T-Rex’s drink chocolate milk! not coffee!

  2. Optimous Douche says:

    1. Kodiak, Grizzly, Panda; Which one goes to Bingo on Sunday?
    Your mom.

    2. If bees stopped making honey, what do they make then?
    Fear — pure undeniable terror for those of us allergic — FUCK THE BEES!!!!!!

    3. Vulture, Buzzard, Cannary; Murder, Marry, F*ck.
    Fuck Megan Fox, Marry megan Fox, then murder Megan Fox after I fuck her again.

    4. Forty-seven plus marshmallow equals?
    Your mom

    5. High Fives for paraplegics are called?
    Head Fives

    6. Who would win in a fight, Buzz Lightyear or Penny Proud?
    Your mom

    7. You are sprinting naked in the woods. Do you stop to pee?
    Why am I sprinting? It makes a difference.

    8. If a snail had sex with a slug, does the mustard taste better?
    Only if it was smeared during ejaculation

    9. The cool kids are just half of the fat kids.
    Yeah but for some reason they get laid more — wierd?

    10. Mind powers are cool, but ______ . then I have to keep listening to your Mom.

  3. Slai says:

    1. The Grizzly and the Kodiak(a.k.a. the Alaskan grizzly) will go play bingo for the food(a.k.a. the people.) Pandas are anti-social.

    2. Bees will make love and not war if they stop making honey. Except killer bees, who will make war and not love because it’s in their nature.

    3. This is not a question. I got your question. WHERE IS THE QUESTION?

    4. The raw materials for a mini Stay Puft Marshmallow Man erection…I mean statue.

    5. They’re still called “high fives” jackasses. Paraplegics can still move their arms and generally have paralysis from the waist down, quadriplegics are paralyzed from the neck down. Read a book.

    6. It depends on why they’re fighting.

    7. I don’t know. Clearly you have a strange fetish for sprinting naked that I do not possess, but I think you’d be more comfortable if you peed. Depending on where you pee, maybe you’ll even find some new found sexual freedom as well.

    8. Everything tastes better after sex, except mushrooms. Mushrooms are absorptive heterotrophs and will always taste like the fertilizer they eat.

    9. Still not a question. 1 cool kid + 1 cool kid = fat kid =”Cool” people shouldn’t breed. (Disclaimer: Fat kids are perfectly wonderful, but are potentially challenged with health issues. If this can be prevented with the sterilization of “cool kids”, it would benefit the overall health of our society.)

    10. Mind powers are cool, but make one prone to migraines. Sarcasm is better.
    Bonus: I think the funniest is your reaction to finding a T-Rex drinking your coffee. Good luck with that.

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